| English 320: Practical Criticism | |
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Caveat emptor: the fine print
Attendance: It's not that every last class session will be scintillating or mind-blowing; I'm not that vain. And I know that at the college level, checking "attendance" can seem condescending. Still, in a discussion- and workshop-oriented course, it's important that everyone attend regularly. That's why you get credit for simply showing up, and it's why you're entitled to miss four (4) classes—no explanations, no apologies necessary—to cover all the contingencies of life: illness, family emergencies, busted alarm clocks, flood, fire, famine. Note that well: the contingencies of life. If you choose to miss class on a given day because you're unprepared or just don't feel like showing up, that's fine. But you may regret it later, when a genuine crisis arises in your life. So use these opportunities wisely and conscientiously. I'll try to make an effort to let you know when you've used up your allotted absences, but ultimately the burden of record-keeping rests with you. I'll have attendance records with me each class session; feel free to ask me what your standing is if you're unsure. A sign-in sheet will circulate at the beginning of each class, and you should make sure you've signed it in order to get full credit for this portion of your course grade. Miss more than four classes, and your final grade will suffer; the more you miss, the more it’ll hurt. You can fail this class because of excessive absenses. If I notice that you've missed more than six classes (that’s 20% of the course!), I will strenuously encourage you to withdraw, assuming it’s still possible to do so. I don't distinguish between "excused" and "unexcused" absenses; i.e., I regard a note from the Health Center attesting to your positive strep-throat culture as the functional equivalent of you sleeping through your alarm. I also don't offer any "extra" credit or community service that you can perform as penance. When students inquire about "extra" credit usually mean substitute credit ("I failed to meet some course requirement so now I want a chance to do something else instead"). It should go without saying that missing a class doesn’t excuse you from completing any assigned work for the next session; remember, such information will be available on the Updates page, whether you made it to class or not. If you know in advance that you must be absent when a major assignment is due, then talk to me; I'm usually open to granting extensions when the request is justified and I'm given sufficient notice (see below, under "Deadlines and Late Work"). Otherwise, routine absences should not include sessions when major assignments are due. Finally: please don’t beg me to make individual exceptions here. One advantage of an arbitrary policy like this is that it applies blindly to everyone, and it means I don't get put in the uncomfortable position of having to judge the validity of other people's (mis)fortunes or priorities. It ain't personal; it's just business. "Tardiness" and Other Quaint Ideas: I know that other instructors' classes sometimes go long, and that sometimes you have to hump it all the way across campus in an impossibly short stretch of time. But unless you have a compelling reason, please get to class on time (and don’t leave make a habit of leaving early). And bear in mind that it’s especially bad form to arrive late on a day when work is due. I'm also aware that social conventions, includingideas about manners and etiquette, change with time and context. But (here comes a "You kids get off of my lawn!" rant): where I come from, routinely wandering in and out of class is considered just plain impolite. Same goes for other old standbys like staring out the window, attending to personal grooming, and reading the newspaper. Under the broader category of discourteous behavior, I would add contemporary forms of electronic rudeness like e-mailing, texting, tweeting, web-surfing, checking Facebook or Instagram, etc., etc. If you're using a smartphone, pad, netbook or laptop to take notes, do class-related research, Google some unfamiliar term or concept, or even read an assigned text (on a smartphone? really?), that's cool. Otherwise, it's not. Save all that for your own time, not class time. And if you know you're a screen addict who can't go five minutes without messaging your BFF (or worse, your mom), just turn it off. (See also "Disruptive Behavior" under the Miscellany section, below.) Communications Updates: You're expected to monitor the course website regularly, especially the Updates page and/or the Moodle page, where I'll keep you all apprised of what's due for the next class session and/or any changes to the schedule (within reason, of course; I won't hold you responsible for any changes made with less than 24 hours notice). As I mentioned above: missing class is not an excuse for being unprepared. If you don't have access to the web at home, then you'll have to plan on dropping into a computer lab. Normally, I post updates no later than 8:00 p.m. each class day. Before and after class: I often need the few frantic minutes before class to focus on classroom setup and cursing at computers and projectors; if you try to collar me then, you may find me preoccupied and distracted (even brusque!). After class, I am usually available for a brief time to answer questions, schedule appointments, and listen. E-mail: When contacting me via e-mail, be sure to include the course number in the subject line and your full name in the body or the signature of your message. I try to respond to messages in a timely fashion, but since I receive dozens, sometimes hundreds, of messages each day, I ask that you use e-mail judiciously. Here are some guidelines:
Messages and voicemail: You can leave a written message in my mailbox in the English Department Office (Founders 201), or you can leave a voicemail on my office phone. I do not check voicemail messages daily, however, and I generally do not return student calls, except in emergencies. Tacking messages to (or sliding them under) my office door is never a good idea. Deadlines / Submitting work / Late work: I try to be reasonable and sympathetic about granting minor extensions on major assignments, as long as you have a compelling rationale and don't make a habit of it. But I do insist that you request an extension at least 24 hours before the due date. If you e-mail me in a panic the night before, I'm unlikely to be moved. And if you simply grant yourself an extension without contacting me ahead of time, then your grade on the assignment will surely suffer. Note that the informal assignments due during weeks 2 through 6 are ineligible for extensions. They must be uploaded to Moodle, and they will have firm deadlines. If you try to submit one in person once the deadline has past, I won't accept it. These are very informal assignments and they're graded strictly on a CR/NC basis; even if you hand in something shoddy, the worst that will happen is that it won't be of much use to you when you write your formalist analysis. But there will be several of these due in quick succession, and once you fall behind it will be that much harder to catch up. All assignments must be produced on a computer. From time to time you'll need to print out hard copies, but for the most part you're welcome to bring your computers or tablets to class so that you can work on your drafts electronically (and/or take notes, consult online reference materials, etc.). Please don't email papers to me without prior permission, however. If a family emergency takes you away from Humboldt (for instance), then I may allow you to submit a major assignment by email, but otherwise I figure it's not my job to print out your work for you. Plagiarism / Academic Dishonesty: I take it for granted that as members of an academic community, we support intellectual inquiry and freedom through rigorous personal standards of honesty and integrity. And I think it should go without saying that plagiarism and other forms of academic dishonesty undermine the very purpose of the university and diminish the value of an education. The Oxford English Dictionary defines “plagiarize” as “to take and use as one’s own the thoughts, writings, or ideas of another,” to represent someone else’s words or ideas as your own. The general rule is that if you incorporate any information (e.g., analysis, opinions, interpretations, or facts that are not common knowledge), into a papers, exam, discussion forum post, presentation, and so on, then you must honestly and accurately credit and document the sources of those words and ideas. Even a close paraphrase of someone else’s words—borrowing the sentence or paragraph structure while making small changes in wording or phrasing—can be construed as plagiarism, especially if you have not properly attributed the source. Sources include not only books, journal articles, and other printed materials, but also formal lectures and interviews, as well as information of any kind posted on the Internet—regardless of whether that information is attributed to a specific author or authors. Submitting any part of a borrowed, stolen, or purchased paper to fulfill all or part of an assignment also constitutes plagiarism—never mind that it’s a pathetic and desperate act. It may interest you to know that professors have a finely tuned "ear" for prose that their students probably aren’t capable of producing. And while the web has made it much easier to buy or steal work produced by someone else (never mind that the web rarely observes the same standards of punctiliousness that the academy does), it has also made such fraud much easier to spot, thanks to plagiarism-detection websites and ever-improving search engines. At the end of the day, though (and this may be contrary to popular belief), HSU doesn't require a professor to have a "smoking gun" to nail someone for plagiarism; the standard of proof is a "preponderance of evidence." The university definition of and policies regarding plagiarism and other types of academic dishonesty can be found online and in the HSU catalog; it's your responsibility to know these policies and to ask questions if you don't understand them. If you are unsure about what counts as plagiarism, then play it safe and consult with me (preferably before turning in an assignment!), as ignorance of the policy is not an acceptable excuse for failure to comply. If you plagiarize in my course, you will automatically fail the assignment and, in most cases, the course. Additionally, I will notify the Office of the Vice President for Student Affairs. Consequently, you may be subject to further University disciplinary action, such as special counseling, dismissal from certain programs and organizations, and academic probation, suspension, or even expulsion. If you are having difficulty completing an assignment on time and through honest means, then please come talk to me before resorting to plagiarism. For a free on-line tutorial about what plagiarism is and how to avoid it, consult one or all of the following resources:
Miscellany Course meeting time and place (Fall 2014) HSU Catalog description Course mode and format English Department Learning Outcomes This course is also meant to contribute to your acquisition of skills and knowledge relevant to several of HSU’s 7 overall Learning Outcomes, according to which HSU graduates will be able to demonstrate:
Hours outside of class required for course preparation Campus resources that may increase your academic success:
Sexual harassment Accommodations for students with disabilities or special needs Disruptive Behavior Add/Drop policy Emergency evacuation Finally: In the end, I'm only asking you to be reasonably disciplined and reasonably responsible in your approach to this course. For my part, I'll try to be reasonably flexible, but I can't have an individually tailored set of policies for each student—and it's a sad fact that certain missteps simply lead to failure and can't be retraced. So please consider any and all obligations you have in addition to this class. I strongly advise you not to commit to more than you can realistically accomplish in the next fifteen weeks (you're working 30 hours a week? and you're on the volleyball team? and you're the choreographer for an upcoming production of The Sound of Music? and you're raising a kid? and you're carrying 20 units?--what are you, crazy?), but if you do, please recognize that you set your own priorities. Medical or other unforeseen emergencies that turn ugly and/or lengthy are a different kettle of fish. In some such instances, I may be open to making special accommodations; in others, you may have to consider withdrawing from school; in all cases, I can help you sort out the most realistic options. For now, let's just hope such situations don't arise for anyone in our midst! |