TAKE A NUMBER FROM THE BAG
MEMORIZE IT; PLACE FACE DOWN ON TABLE
PUT YOUR NAME ON THE BOARD IF YOU ARE SPEAKING
GET OUT VOCAL WARM-UPS
GET OUT EVALUATION FORMS
HAVE PEN AND PAPER HANDY FOR NOTES
TURN YOUR FRACKIN' CELL PHONES OFF!
What a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two,
a thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do.
for they'll beat a tattoo at a quarter to two:
a rat-ta tat-tat ta tat-tat ta to-to.
and the dragon will come when he hears the drum
at a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two