TAKE A NUMBER FROM THE BAG

 

MEMORIZE IT; PLACE FACE DOWN ON TABLE

 

PUT YOUR NAME ON THE BOARD IF YOU ARE SPEAKING

 

GET OUT VOCAL WARM-UPS

 

GET OUT EVALUATION FORMS

 

HAVE PEN AND PAPER HANDY FOR NOTES

 

 

TURN YOUR FRACKIN' CELL PHONES OFF!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two,

a thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do.

for they'll beat a tattoo at a quarter to two:

a rat-ta tat-tat ta tat-tat ta to-to.

and the dragon will come when he hears the drum

at a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two